"In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies."
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"In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies."
"In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies."
-Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
-What is normal?
-What is home?
-What are cows?
-What is normal?
-What is home?
-What are cows?
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"Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box."
"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed..."
- Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey jr) Tropic Thunder
Extremt rolig film!
"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed..."
- Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey jr) Tropic Thunder
Extremt rolig film!
Hej det är Albin, ska vi knulla?
GLAAARBHGHGB
-Zombie
-Zombie
Akta så jag inte kör ner min protes i halsen på dig!
"Accept the dawn, and bleed with me, brother."
Låter så jävla grymt
Låter så jävla grymt
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They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!
Braveheart :3
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!
Braveheart :3
Jag är inte arg.
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I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Oh, shit! touch!"
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I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Oh, shit! touch!"
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8================3 is th my internetpenis
Åh, finns så många.
Does he look like a bitch?
Do the chickens have large talons?
The force is strong with this one
Does he look like a bitch?
Do the chickens have large talons?
The force is strong with this one
Ingen status
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c'mon you apes you wanna live forever
I am your father
I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
Det sista är kanske inte det bästa Jay-citatet med vafan, Jay and Silent-Bob är bästar radarparet genom tiderna!
c'mon you apes you wanna live forever
I am your father
I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
Det sista är kanske inte det bästa Jay-citatet med vafan, Jay and Silent-Bob är bästar radarparet genom tiderna!
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Im not crazy, My reailty is just different from your's.
chesirekatten från alice i underlandet.
Im not crazy, My reailty is just different from your's.
chesirekatten från alice i underlandet.
Att dö är inga problem, Leva är det som är svårt // Nikki Sixx
"You know the funny thing is, on the outside I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook."
Jag vill inte begravas försiktigt me välbevarad kropp. Jag vill sladda dit o skrika "Holy Shit what a ride!"
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The Blairwitch Project:
- What's with that slime on your backpack?
- That's not slime, it's just water. No wait, it is slime, what the fuck?
- We have enough battery power to run a small third world country here.
- How would we have, like, just... made a campsite in the middle of three piles of rocks, just by coincidence?
- Mmmm. Marshmallows. Soft.
The Blairwitch Project:
- What's with that slime on your backpack?
- That's not slime, it's just water. No wait, it is slime, what the fuck?
- We have enough battery power to run a small third world country here.
- How would we have, like, just... made a campsite in the middle of three piles of rocks, just by coincidence?
- Mmmm. Marshmallows. Soft.
Feel safe at night, sleep with a nurse
Och så klassiska "My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." Forest Gump, bra film!
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Stephen Stills: Level with me... did we suck?
Ramona V. Flowers: I don't know... did you?
[walks away]
Stephen Stills: ...she has to go. She knows we suck.
Scott pilgrim vs the world, finns hur många grymma citat som helst <3.
Ramona V. Flowers: I don't know... did you?
[walks away]
Stephen Stills: ...she has to go. She knows we suck.
Scott pilgrim vs the world, finns hur många grymma citat som helst <3.
Ingen status
Clint Eastwood som Dirty Harry
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?
Du är ett riktigt kex!
Enjoy! ;)
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Ingen status
A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars
Armageddon
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars
Armageddon
Du är ett riktigt kex!
Ganska badass citat lixom, dock så är Breaking Bad en serie och ingen film. Hoppas det är lugnt ändå (a)
Tillägg av supahboi 2011-12-10 23:17
ok, den är ju inte härlig eller rolig eller nåt... men den är badass! :(
ok, den är ju inte härlig eller rolig eller nåt... men den är badass! :(
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
gotta love those two! =D
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
gotta love those two! =D
Tillägg av cyanide 2011-12-10 23:27
Glömde ju den roligaste!
Po: [stares up a long passage] Ah. My old enemy... stairs!
Glömde ju den roligaste!
Po: [stares up a long passage] Ah. My old enemy... stairs!
I could be another fool, or an exception to the rule, you tell me the morning after.
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
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I leave homework to the last day because I'll be older and therefore wiser.
I leave homework to the last day because I'll be older and therefore wiser.
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