We all know what win is, and we've all seen it one time or another. Then there's epic wins. Wins so great you start crying out of sheer joy as soon as you see it. And then, there's something even bigger...
Something so awesome there's no word for it. Something so awesome it makes Chuck Norris fighting Mr. T seems like nothing more than childsplay. Something bigger than even longcat. Something that can turn an unknown person, unloved by even his own mother, to the object of the admiration and prayer of an entire generation.
Ladies and gentlemen...
A while ago a win this big happened. Not only that, it happened here. On Hamsterpaj. For a while, this small site was home to the potentially most awesome thing the internetz has ever seen. Some of you have probably guessed it about now. You're angry at me for keeping you from seeing it again, but please. Be patient. You'll have all your life to watch it when I'm done. I'd like to take a minute to pay respects to the people who made this win possible. You may hate them, but you have to admit that they are fucking awesome.
Ladies and gentlemen...
The people I would like to thank are, in order of appearance:
felix_arneanka, most loved person on this site and the man who started it all.
Outcast, the no. 1 flamer of Hamsterpaj, and shooper to the max.
morphman86, deaf schizophrenic shooper and legend.
MachtheGreat, who was a legend even before.
Laserhesten, the one and only. His drugs didn't keeping from shooping da whoop.
KotteKrille, the man with the umbrella of awesomeness.
Porrhandske, whom you will not see in the screencaps below.
There were others, but these are the main players in the wonder that is going to unfold before you. I recommend you all thank them with some cookies and fellation.
Ladies and gentlemen...
I bring you a great joy, but I also bring you a great sadness. Due to fascism and censorophiles in the numbers of the HP-moderation crew, a great deal was lost. Some has been recovered, but a lot rests forever in the Hall of Awesome Pictures, where no man may troll.
Now, I have kept you long enough.
Ladies and gentlemen...
I bring you, the most beautiful sight you will ever set eyes on.
I bring you blasphemy.
I bring you madness.
I bring you... MONGOLID NEGER!
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