The YouTube Decrees of Commenting
I. Thou shall not make retarded Bieber jokes
II. Thou shall not comment on the dislike bar
III. Thou shall not combine the first two decrees, EVER
IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting
V. Thou shall not beg like a bitch for thumbs-up
VI. Thou shall not insert soviet Russia jokes
VII. Thou shall spread the decrees, or face a lifetime of Justin Bieber spam comments and male enhancement ads But do not thumbs up my comment
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