You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: wasssup sugaa.
You: Zup niggah?
Stranger: MEOW MEOW MEOWW
You: Pew pew
Stranger: GAAAAAHHHH!
You: Stig Helme!
Stranger: man down man down
Stranger: PENIS IN MY EAR, OH NO
You: Solder reporting in!
You: O rly?
You: Is dat tr00?
Stranger: HELP I THINK MY PENIS FELL OFF AND LANDED IN MY EAR.
Stranger: NOW I EAR RANDOM MEOWING
You: What if the penis doesn't exist?
Stranger: NORMAL?!??!?!?!!?
You: It may only be an illusion in your mind
Stranger: OH.,...........
You: Hnece you like to rape yourself
You: In the ear
Stranger: I REALLY IWHS THERE WAS A PENIS IN MY EAR.
You: Which I find to be rather strange
Stranger: i do like this
Stranger: a klot
Stranger: jtss so ymy]
Stranger: sorry i doit feel lke correcting m mistakes.
You: Well...
You: You're accepted
You: No one should be ashamed of mental handicaps
Stranger: THANKS THANKS SO MANY MUcHES
You: Even though I find yours to be rather... unusal
You: What happened to packing poo?
Stranger: I LOVEYOUUU .<33333333 MEOW
You: That's the only thing we do here in Sweden
You: Everyone is gay
Stranger: IM GAY.
Stranger: I LIKE PENIS IN MY EAR/
You: We love to take young mens anal virginities
Stranger: Me toooooo
Stranger: it's so delicious
You: As a birthday present, it's not unusual to recieve a young boy
You: In order to rape him
You: In the ear...
You: Maybe
You: But it's not the usual apporach
Stranger: I see, that sounds very exciting. Maybe I should move to Sweden, eh?
You: Yep
Stranger: I could start a new ear-raping trend.
You: We are very into sexual liberalism
You: Yah
Stranger: Yum yum
You: We already have people necro-raping horses, so why not?
Stranger: Oh, yeah my 2nd cousin Waldo started that.
You: Here in Sweden?
You: And nazi-porn
You: You can't imagine how much nazi-porn there is here
Stranger: Sounds like my type of place!
You: Imagine two large swedish men...
You: Like... 2 meters tall
You: In SS costumes
You: Raping men dressed as prisoners
You: Speaking german
Stranger: I'm getting so turned on right now.
You: Rape mach frei!
Stranger: NEIN NEIN NEIN
You: Nein?
You: I consider rape to be very... free?
You: It's the definition of rape
Stranger: NO MEANS NO.
You: Ask anyone here in sweden
You: No means yes here
You: Yes means yes as well, please.
Stranger: My whole life just got turned upside down.
You: No actually means "Lets do it anal instead"
You: Taking it in number 2
You: That's how the groggluders roll
Stranger: Sounds pretty much like my everyday routine
You: A swedish groggluder is a woman who prostitutes herself for alcoholic beverages
You: Mostly shots and girlish drinks
Stranger: Yeah.... Sounds like me.
You: Don't forget, every woman here wanna do anal
You: They just doesn't realize it
You: Hence it's the duty of the man to enforce anal penetration
Stranger: I am a girl. So let me just, ya know, pick up my strap-on from the cleaners... then I'll be on my way to Sweden!
You: Yeah, that's how we roll here
You: You have no idea how many paedophiles there are here
You: And they are fairly accepted
Connection asploded.
Once upon a time I was a man