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Haha, jag flippade på en norr"man" XD
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: svenska ?
You: mm :F
Stranger: haha, andre på rad altsåå. :)
You: ser du väl själv;
You: :D
You: jag är snabb på att klicka helt änkelt :D
Stranger: pfth, jeg tror ikke du er samme personen (:
You: hor i helbete ken dy poso ett jeg er ej semme personen?
Stranger: jeg bara vet det :)
You: esch, get your facts right,
You: fresten, vill du ha gräs?
Stranger: nej takk.
Stranger: ta det sjøl :)
You: det stavas TACK!!
You: och SJÄLV
You: JÄVLA SPÅNHUVE!
Stranger: jeg skriver ikke SVENSK.
Stranger: det er DU som skriver det.
Stranger: hah.
You: AAARGH!!!
Stranger: hahha, sa siiiint :D
Stranger: *så
You: men lär dig då förhelvetes norska penis-skalle!
Stranger: hahhahahahha xD
You: hur säger man banan på norsk?
Stranger: herregud, det går ikke ann å ta svensk seriøst, lille venn :)
You: GULEBÖJ!!
Stranger: eeeeeeeeeeh....
You: hur sinkar man tt norskt ubåt?
You: en*
Stranger: oioi, du skrev feil!
You: man KNACKAR PÅ!!!
Stranger: "hur sinkar man tt svensk ubåt" *
Stranger: null stress.
You: HAHAH
You: POWND!!!
You: fucken pownd!!!
Stranger: pfth, skikkelig nerd språåååk :)
You: I POWN U
Stranger: nej ,du ønsker at du eide meg.
Stranger: men neeeida.
You: jag ska äta upp din mammas högra tutte ditt jävla desperata kukhuvud!
Stranger: svensker er så aggresive, også har de så feminint språk :( :D:D
You: eide?
Stranger: hahhaha, eiid!
You: var i HELVETE ÄR KONSONANTERNA?!
You: ÄGD!!!
Stranger: spørsmålet er heller; hvorfor MISBRUKER du "a" hele tiden ?
You: En vokal, därefter två konsonanter ditt ollohuive
Stranger: hahhaha, fail ^^
You: jag hoppas du har en liten penis :)
You: Det ar du säkert
You: eller ska jag säga SIKKERT?
Stranger: JEG ER JENTE...
You: Då ska jag knulla dig i örat
Stranger: eide lille unge.
You: det gillar du säkert
Stranger: haha, YOU WISH :D
You: ÄGDA, inte EIDE!!!!!
Stranger: fail ^^
You: Din moder är fail kära du
You: hejdå norsk-penis!!!!
You have disconnected.
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: svenska ?
You: mm :F
Stranger: haha, andre på rad altsåå. :)
You: ser du väl själv;
You: :D
You: jag är snabb på att klicka helt änkelt :D
Stranger: pfth, jeg tror ikke du er samme personen (:
You: hor i helbete ken dy poso ett jeg er ej semme personen?
Stranger: jeg bara vet det :)
You: esch, get your facts right,
You: fresten, vill du ha gräs?
Stranger: nej takk.
Stranger: ta det sjøl :)
You: det stavas TACK!!
You: och SJÄLV
You: JÄVLA SPÅNHUVE!
Stranger: jeg skriver ikke SVENSK.
Stranger: det er DU som skriver det.
Stranger: hah.
You: AAARGH!!!
Stranger: hahha, sa siiiint :D
Stranger: *så
You: men lär dig då förhelvetes norska penis-skalle!
Stranger: hahhahahahha xD
You: hur säger man banan på norsk?
Stranger: herregud, det går ikke ann å ta svensk seriøst, lille venn :)
You: GULEBÖJ!!
Stranger: eeeeeeeeeeh....
You: hur sinkar man tt norskt ubåt?
You: en*
Stranger: oioi, du skrev feil!
You: man KNACKAR PÅ!!!
Stranger: "hur sinkar man tt svensk ubåt" *
Stranger: null stress.
You: HAHAH
You: POWND!!!
You: fucken pownd!!!
Stranger: pfth, skikkelig nerd språåååk :)
You: I POWN U
Stranger: nej ,du ønsker at du eide meg.
Stranger: men neeeida.
You: jag ska äta upp din mammas högra tutte ditt jävla desperata kukhuvud!
Stranger: svensker er så aggresive, også har de så feminint språk :( :D:D
You: eide?
Stranger: hahhaha, eiid!
You: var i HELVETE ÄR KONSONANTERNA?!
You: ÄGD!!!
Stranger: spørsmålet er heller; hvorfor MISBRUKER du "a" hele tiden ?
You: En vokal, därefter två konsonanter ditt ollohuive
Stranger: hahhaha, fail ^^
You: jag hoppas du har en liten penis :)
You: Det ar du säkert
You: eller ska jag säga SIKKERT?
Stranger: JEG ER JENTE...
You: Då ska jag knulla dig i örat
Stranger: eide lille unge.
You: det gillar du säkert
Stranger: haha, YOU WISH :D
You: ÄGDA, inte EIDE!!!!!
Stranger: fail ^^
You: Din moder är fail kära du
You: hejdå norsk-penis!!!!
You have disconnected.
en skäggig taliban i en erotisk duschkammare <3
Men ush nu måste jag börja fylla i kontroll sak igen. = I quit :(
en skäggig taliban i en erotisk duschkammare <3
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ninja???
You: yeah
You: im super mega ultra awsum ninja killer
Stranger: really???
You: and a pirate to
Stranger: wow
Stranger: pirate?? with a parrot??
You: yeah
You: and a couple of wenches
Stranger: without an eye??
You: and my trusted first mate O'reily
You: yepo
You: an eyepatch
Stranger: have ur own ship??
You: yes
You: tha bloody crown
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ^^
You: 50 cannons and shes the fastyest in the carribean
Stranger: but what about ninja???
Stranger: =(
You: i ninjakill my enemies in theis sleep
Stranger: oh
Stranger: gotta
You: i have a set of black pyjamas and a shruiken set
Stranger: go
Stranger: keep kilin
You: cya ye landlubber
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ninja???
You: yeah
You: im super mega ultra awsum ninja killer
Stranger: really???
You: and a pirate to
Stranger: wow
Stranger: pirate?? with a parrot??
You: yeah
You: and a couple of wenches
Stranger: without an eye??
You: and my trusted first mate O'reily
You: yepo
You: an eyepatch
Stranger: have ur own ship??
You: yes
You: tha bloody crown
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ^^
You: 50 cannons and shes the fastyest in the carribean
Stranger: but what about ninja???
Stranger: =(
You: i ninjakill my enemies in theis sleep
Stranger: oh
Stranger: gotta
You: i have a set of black pyjamas and a shruiken set
Stranger: go
Stranger: keep kilin
You: cya ye landlubber
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Ingen status
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: Absolut.
You: jaså
Stranger: Hamsterpaj är väldigt 2003.
You: :O
Stranger: What's up med den förvånande minen?
You: inget
Stranger: förvånade*
Stranger: Tänkte väl det.
You: jaså
Stranger: Stort ordförråd hörru.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Absolut.
You: jaså
Stranger: Hamsterpaj är väldigt 2003.
You: :O
Stranger: What's up med den förvånande minen?
You: inget
Stranger: förvånade*
Stranger: Tänkte väl det.
You: jaså
Stranger: Stort ordförråd hörru.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ingen status
Hehe, jo, det finns rätt så skumma personer där ute...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i would like to discuss the eroticism of death
You: :=
You: Thats cool!
You: I think...
Stranger: yeah, anyway, it has been bothering me for awhile
Stranger: and i cant seem to figure it out
You: Why?
Stranger: why what?
You: Why is there a pony in my living room?
You: I can't seem to figure it out...
Stranger: you are not going to be very helpful, are you?
Stranger: yeah, i am leaving
You: :(
You: NOOO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i would like to discuss the eroticism of death
You: :=
You: Thats cool!
You: I think...
Stranger: yeah, anyway, it has been bothering me for awhile
Stranger: and i cant seem to figure it out
You: Why?
Stranger: why what?
You: Why is there a pony in my living room?
You: I can't seem to figure it out...
Stranger: you are not going to be very helpful, are you?
Stranger: yeah, i am leaving
You: :(
You: NOOO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: I love chocolate*
You: me to
Stranger: I love pussy
You: me to
Stranger: I love tits
You: me 2
Stranger: I love ass
You: me 2!
Stranger: I love to fuck with strangers
You: me... TO!!
Stranger: Penetrate my ass now !!!
Stranger: come on
You: with what??
Stranger: I m a bad girl
Stranger: With your big cock
You: I dont own one :(
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: Lick my pussy
You: Is it fine with a carrot?
Stranger: yes a carrot
You: Do you like spoons?
Stranger: Yes very
You: in your... teeetee?
Stranger: YEEEEES
You: okay, here it comes...
You: *penetrating*
Stranger: Oh yeeaaaah
Stranger: It s to big
You: what the fuck is coming out of your ass?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Haha helt klart min bästa konvo idag :]
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: I love chocolate*
You: me to
Stranger: I love pussy
You: me to
Stranger: I love tits
You: me 2
Stranger: I love ass
You: me 2!
Stranger: I love to fuck with strangers
You: me... TO!!
Stranger: Penetrate my ass now !!!
Stranger: come on
You: with what??
Stranger: I m a bad girl
Stranger: With your big cock
You: I dont own one :(
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: Lick my pussy
You: Is it fine with a carrot?
Stranger: yes a carrot
You: Do you like spoons?
Stranger: Yes very
You: in your... teeetee?
Stranger: YEEEEES
You: okay, here it comes...
You: *penetrating*
Stranger: Oh yeeaaaah
Stranger: It s to big
You: what the fuck is coming out of your ass?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Haha helt klart min bästa konvo idag :]
en skäggig taliban i en erotisk duschkammare <3
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Kanske lite off topic men ack så rolig denna bilden är!
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Kanske lite off topic men ack så rolig denna bilden är!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BU!
Stranger: Hi I'm Victor Kiam
You: Scared you?
Stranger: business unit?
Stranger: no I'm not scared
You: Awww...
You: BU!
Stranger: I ain't fraid a nuttn
You: And how about now?
You: Awww....
Stranger: er....hang on
Stranger: let me check
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: nope still not scared
You: What about my super mega ninja GOD!
You: You scared of him?
Stranger: er....wait.....
Stranger: .....
Stranger: ....nope
Stranger: still not scareded
You: Hell rape you while you sleep!
You: :o
Stranger: impossible
Stranger: I'm invincible
You: No, it's true, he did it to me :(
Stranger: you can't touch this
You: Well, he just did
You: PWND!
Stranger: nope
Stranger: did not
You: That's what you think!
Stranger: I KNOW!!!!
You: But if you check, you'll see that you have a dildo up your ass!
Stranger: Hi I'm Victor Kiam
Stranger: is it made by remington
You: Hi, my god just raped you!
Stranger: god doesn't do rape
Stranger: he told me
You: MY DOES!
Stranger: then he must be a fake one
You: :=o
Stranger: not the genuine article
You: You hurt his feelings...
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: he'll get over it
You: AHA!
Stranger: take me on
You: You just accepted that he exists
Stranger: take on me
You: !!!
Stranger: no.....I never did do that
You: Yes you did!
You: Now swallow his load!
Stranger: no....if fact I said he was fake
Stranger: baby
Stranger: he's a fake
You: Open your mouth and swallow!
Stranger: only if it's Mango juice
You: Resistance is futile!
Stranger: nothing else will do
Stranger: Resistance is empowering
Stranger: your gaaaard cannot touch me
Stranger: I will kick his sorry ass
You: Well, guess what, my god just stufft it down your throught, so SU!!!
You: Don't talk with your mouth full!½
Stranger: you god needs to teach you how to spell
You: What did i say about talking!?
You: Did Your mother not teach you any manners!?
Stranger: Hi I'm Victor Kiam
You: My god likes me the way i am!
You: *cries in corner*
Stranger: so does Billy Joel
You: *cries even harder in corener*
You: LEAVE MY GOD ALONE!
Stranger: Hey teacher.....leave his god alone
Stranger: all in all you're just another brick in the wall
Stranger: guitar solo
You: You love old songs, right?
You: That's right, my god raped your old ass
Stranger: maybe
You: PWND!
Stranger: don't know that one
Stranger: is that an old song?
Stranger: or one of those new fangled ones
You: It's new
You: I just made it upp
Stranger: that's why it's so crap then innit
You: :O
You: You want my god to take you again?
You: Cuz he will
Stranger: again?
Stranger: there wasn't a first time
You: And again
Stranger: and never will be
Stranger: cos you're gaaaaard is lame
You: YOUR DENAIL SHALL BRING U TO HELL!!!!
Stranger: you are already there
You: Well, in that case it's frozen over
Stranger: ever since yo ass got pwned
You: :o
Stranger: yeah right
You: *goes back to the corner*
You: *and cries even harder*
You: *just to find himself being raped again*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: BU!
Stranger: Hi I'm Victor Kiam
You: Scared you?
Stranger: business unit?
Stranger: no I'm not scared
You: Awww...
You: BU!
Stranger: I ain't fraid a nuttn
You: And how about now?
You: Awww....
Stranger: er....hang on
Stranger: let me check
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: nope still not scared
You: What about my super mega ninja GOD!
You: You scared of him?
Stranger: er....wait.....
Stranger: .....
Stranger: ....nope
Stranger: still not scareded
You: Hell rape you while you sleep!
You: :o
Stranger: impossible
Stranger: I'm invincible
You: No, it's true, he did it to me :(
Stranger: you can't touch this
You: Well, he just did
You: PWND!
Stranger: nope
Stranger: did not
You: That's what you think!
Stranger: I KNOW!!!!
You: But if you check, you'll see that you have a dildo up your ass!
Stranger: Hi I'm Victor Kiam
Stranger: is it made by remington
You: Hi, my god just raped you!
Stranger: god doesn't do rape
Stranger: he told me
You: MY DOES!
Stranger: then he must be a fake one
You: :=o
Stranger: not the genuine article
You: You hurt his feelings...
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: he'll get over it
You: AHA!
Stranger: take me on
You: You just accepted that he exists
Stranger: take on me
You: !!!
Stranger: no.....I never did do that
You: Yes you did!
You: Now swallow his load!
Stranger: no....if fact I said he was fake
Stranger: baby
Stranger: he's a fake
You: Open your mouth and swallow!
Stranger: only if it's Mango juice
You: Resistance is futile!
Stranger: nothing else will do
Stranger: Resistance is empowering
Stranger: your gaaaard cannot touch me
Stranger: I will kick his sorry ass
You: Well, guess what, my god just stufft it down your throught, so SU!!!
You: Don't talk with your mouth full!½
Stranger: you god needs to teach you how to spell
You: What did i say about talking!?
You: Did Your mother not teach you any manners!?
Stranger: Hi I'm Victor Kiam
You: My god likes me the way i am!
You: *cries in corner*
Stranger: so does Billy Joel
You: *cries even harder in corener*
You: LEAVE MY GOD ALONE!
Stranger: Hey teacher.....leave his god alone
Stranger: all in all you're just another brick in the wall
Stranger: guitar solo
You: You love old songs, right?
You: That's right, my god raped your old ass
Stranger: maybe
You: PWND!
Stranger: don't know that one
Stranger: is that an old song?
Stranger: or one of those new fangled ones
You: It's new
You: I just made it upp
Stranger: that's why it's so crap then innit
You: :O
You: You want my god to take you again?
You: Cuz he will
Stranger: again?
Stranger: there wasn't a first time
You: And again
Stranger: and never will be
Stranger: cos you're gaaaaard is lame
You: YOUR DENAIL SHALL BRING U TO HELL!!!!
Stranger: you are already there
You: Well, in that case it's frozen over
Stranger: ever since yo ass got pwned
You: :o
Stranger: yeah right
You: *goes back to the corner*
You: *and cries even harder*
You: *just to find himself being raped again*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: AGAIN?!?!?!?!?
You: (:
Stranger: you
Stranger: re
Stranger: the best
You: yes
Stranger: i hope you get to everyone on this site (: have a nice day Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: AGAIN?!?!?!?!?
You: (:
Stranger: you
Stranger: re
Stranger: the best
You: yes
Stranger: i hope you get to everyone on this site (: have a nice day Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: WHERES MY MONEY MAN
You: It's right over there, i swear!
You: Don't shoot me, i have a family!
Stranger: OHH ALRIGHT MAN CUZ U SAID U'D HAVE MY MONEY TODAY MAN
Stranger: AND ITS TODAY MAN!
You: Yeah, just look in that closet!!!
Stranger: OH ALRIGHT MAN THIS ISN'T SOME KINDA TRICK IS IT MAN?
Stranger: CUZ I'LL MESS U UP!
You: No, i swear!
You: Just look!
You: *While you bend over i shoove a tv up your ass*
Stranger: u sick sick sonofabitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: WHERES MY MONEY MAN
You: It's right over there, i swear!
You: Don't shoot me, i have a family!
Stranger: OHH ALRIGHT MAN CUZ U SAID U'D HAVE MY MONEY TODAY MAN
Stranger: AND ITS TODAY MAN!
You: Yeah, just look in that closet!!!
Stranger: OH ALRIGHT MAN THIS ISN'T SOME KINDA TRICK IS IT MAN?
Stranger: CUZ I'LL MESS U UP!
You: No, i swear!
You: Just look!
You: *While you bend over i shoove a tv up your ass*
Stranger: u sick sick sonofabitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: eat my pussy?
You: YEAH!
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Almost 18
Stranger: and where from?
You: Sweden guv!
Stranger: when do you turn 18?
You: Soon
You: Very soon
You: January
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: sexy
You: Sure is!
Stranger: i turn 18 in february
You: Even better :>
Stranger: :)
Stranger: are you a virgin?
You: Not at all
Stranger: good
Stranger: some 14 year old was just hitting on me
You: God dammit, I'm almost 18 from sweden x)
You: Lawl....
Stranger: i told him to call me when hid balls drop
Stranger: hahahah touche
Stranger: how big is your cock?
You: Big enough to make my last girl friend bleed :P
Stranger: oh
You: Every time we had sex
Stranger: fun
You: Well...
Stranger: shit
You: Not for me
You: She ruined my bed
Stranger: its called lube
You: Well... I used that
Stranger: i would've been able to take it
You: Rather much actually
You: O rly?
Stranger: yip
Stranger: yup* lol
You: 'Cuz you ar wellfuck'd?
Stranger: i wouldnt say that
You: Uhu?
Stranger: but yes, i do liekt o have a good fuck
You: But then how come you would be able to take my swedish piece of hardwood?
Stranger: because the wetter and hornier you are, the more you can take
Stranger: i like pain mixed with pleasure
You: There's much of that when it comes to me :P
You: A good mic
Stranger: hahah
You: *mix
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i'd like to fuck your big cock
You: Well, that's nice
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: some lesbian girl wanted to have cyber with me last night on here
Stranger: lol
You: Strange :S
You: Lesbians
Stranger: i know,
Stranger: ew
You: Lot of them here in Sweden x)
Stranger: but i still made her cum
Stranger: oooh lovely
You: Oh?
You: Well... that's good :3
Stranger: hahaha i was laughing the whole time
Stranger: kbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Det satte spår :P
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: eat my pussy?
You: YEAH!
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Almost 18
Stranger: and where from?
You: Sweden guv!
Stranger: when do you turn 18?
You: Soon
You: Very soon
You: January
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: sexy
You: Sure is!
Stranger: i turn 18 in february
You: Even better :>
Stranger: :)
Stranger: are you a virgin?
You: Not at all
Stranger: good
Stranger: some 14 year old was just hitting on me
You: God dammit, I'm almost 18 from sweden x)
You: Lawl....
Stranger: i told him to call me when hid balls drop
Stranger: hahahah touche
Stranger: how big is your cock?
You: Big enough to make my last girl friend bleed :P
Stranger: oh
You: Every time we had sex
Stranger: fun
You: Well...
Stranger: shit
You: Not for me
You: She ruined my bed
Stranger: its called lube
You: Well... I used that
Stranger: i would've been able to take it
You: Rather much actually
You: O rly?
Stranger: yip
Stranger: yup* lol
You: 'Cuz you ar wellfuck'd?
Stranger: i wouldnt say that
You: Uhu?
Stranger: but yes, i do liekt o have a good fuck
You: But then how come you would be able to take my swedish piece of hardwood?
Stranger: because the wetter and hornier you are, the more you can take
Stranger: i like pain mixed with pleasure
You: There's much of that when it comes to me :P
You: A good mic
Stranger: hahah
You: *mix
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i'd like to fuck your big cock
You: Well, that's nice
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: some lesbian girl wanted to have cyber with me last night on here
Stranger: lol
You: Strange :S
You: Lesbians
Stranger: i know,
Stranger: ew
You: Lot of them here in Sweden x)
Stranger: but i still made her cum
Stranger: oooh lovely
You: Oh?
You: Well... that's good :3
Stranger: hahaha i was laughing the whole time
Stranger: kbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Det satte spår :P
Once upon a time I was a man
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greg is that you?
Stranger: Yes :)
Stranger: Is that you?
You: Dude, I told you not to fall for that girl and look at you now?
Stranger: I'm sorry but I love her I can't help it!
You: I thought we had something special man, apparently, we did not.
Stranger: I know bros before hoes but I can't help love :(
You: Man, that's just pure BS what's coming out that bloody darn mouth of yours at the moment.
Stranger: Sorry but I do'!!
You: Dude, I told you... she's only after your money & pride, mate.
Stranger: Yeh well she's hot too ! :)
You: That's beside the point...
You: Have you ever heard her talking?
Stranger: Bur you think it too?
You: Its like listening to Britney Spears trying to flame Nicole Richie.
Stranger: Yeh it's hot :)
You: No, man... Just shut your gob, ok?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greg is that you?
Stranger: Yes :)
Stranger: Is that you?
You: Dude, I told you not to fall for that girl and look at you now?
Stranger: I'm sorry but I love her I can't help it!
You: I thought we had something special man, apparently, we did not.
Stranger: I know bros before hoes but I can't help love :(
You: Man, that's just pure BS what's coming out that bloody darn mouth of yours at the moment.
Stranger: Sorry but I do'!!
You: Dude, I told you... she's only after your money & pride, mate.
Stranger: Yeh well she's hot too ! :)
You: That's beside the point...
You: Have you ever heard her talking?
Stranger: Bur you think it too?
You: Its like listening to Britney Spears trying to flame Nicole Richie.
Stranger: Yeh it's hot :)
You: No, man... Just shut your gob, ok?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This place is death, reincarnated.
Hamsterpaj - Levererar flippad info sedan 2003
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [OMEGLE.COM just wants you to know that the person you are chatting with contains some sort of shit, dont worry, your chatmate wont see thi
You: FAIL!
Stranger: yea ur dumb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
haha, jag failade rejält :(
You: [OMEGLE.COM just wants you to know that the person you are chatting with contains some sort of shit, dont worry, your chatmate wont see thi
You: FAIL!
Stranger: yea ur dumb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
haha, jag failade rejält :(
en skäggig taliban i en erotisk duschkammare <3
Här är en rolig/tråkig logg. Skrev med någon nyss!
Den har ingen mening alls men.. vilken Omeglekonversation har det? =)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: hey
You: Greg is that you?
Stranger: yes its me
You: I've heard som bad bad things about you latley
Stranger: i knowww
Stranger: but by the way i didn't rape her
You: No you did'nt, you KILLED her!
You: Dude, how could you
Stranger: i buried her
You: But why? =(
Stranger: she TOLD me too
You: Ah yeah right..
You: My ass she told you to do that, you forced her out into the woods, then killed her, and buried her!
Stranger: ok i did do that, but she deserved it!
You: Yeah you're right, she really was a bitch sometimes
You: Fucking whore!
Stranger: i know eh?
Stranger: i found out she was two-timing me!!
You: WTF?
Stranger: with a women!
You: She did what?
You: But wait, thats hot!
Stranger: she cheated on me with one of her female co-workers!!
Stranger: i just had to kill her! it was the only way!
You: I've heard that thier hot man!
You: So i can understand why she did it.. I would have fucked thoose girls myself if I got the chance
Stranger: i knoww! but i just couldn't resist!!
You: Ah well.. fuck her.
Stranger: yeah
You: A man does what a man must do.
Stranger: that what she said
You: Like when I banged your sister dude! Haha!
Stranger: what?!
You: Yeah, she was awesome
Stranger: ur a dead an charlie!
Stranger: man**
You: Bang n run you know
Stranger: dickkk!
You: Yeah, she loved mine!
You: Mine is like a firehoose
Stranger: yeah well mine is like a....
Stranger: ,kgsidb
Stranger: jdbc d
Stranger: jsdie
You: She told me that she saw your's when you were changing, and she just laughed!
Stranger: heeyy
Stranger: well your mother seemed to like it
You: I guess you need a pair of forceps to do it to your self!
Stranger: go to hell charlie
Stranger: fuckk your mom
Stranger: Good byee
You: Peace!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Den har ingen mening alls men.. vilken Omeglekonversation har det? =)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: hey
You: Greg is that you?
Stranger: yes its me
You: I've heard som bad bad things about you latley
Stranger: i knowww
Stranger: but by the way i didn't rape her
You: No you did'nt, you KILLED her!
You: Dude, how could you
Stranger: i buried her
You: But why? =(
Stranger: she TOLD me too
You: Ah yeah right..
You: My ass she told you to do that, you forced her out into the woods, then killed her, and buried her!
Stranger: ok i did do that, but she deserved it!
You: Yeah you're right, she really was a bitch sometimes
You: Fucking whore!
Stranger: i know eh?
Stranger: i found out she was two-timing me!!
You: WTF?
Stranger: with a women!
You: She did what?
You: But wait, thats hot!
Stranger: she cheated on me with one of her female co-workers!!
Stranger: i just had to kill her! it was the only way!
You: I've heard that thier hot man!
You: So i can understand why she did it.. I would have fucked thoose girls myself if I got the chance
Stranger: i knoww! but i just couldn't resist!!
You: Ah well.. fuck her.
Stranger: yeah
You: A man does what a man must do.
Stranger: that what she said
You: Like when I banged your sister dude! Haha!
Stranger: what?!
You: Yeah, she was awesome
Stranger: ur a dead an charlie!
Stranger: man**
You: Bang n run you know
Stranger: dickkk!
You: Yeah, she loved mine!
You: Mine is like a firehoose
Stranger: yeah well mine is like a....
Stranger: ,kgsidb
Stranger: jdbc d
Stranger: jsdie
You: She told me that she saw your's when you were changing, and she just laughed!
Stranger: heeyy
Stranger: well your mother seemed to like it
You: I guess you need a pair of forceps to do it to your self!
Stranger: go to hell charlie
Stranger: fuckk your mom
Stranger: Good byee
You: Peace!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Marco?
Stranger: polo?
You: HELL YEAH
Stranger: lol
You: First prize winner of the year...
You: GOES TO
You: ...STRANGER... IN THE TUB.
Stranger: lol
You: Also know as - The Left Hand.
Stranger: lol
You: So, how 'ya gonna celebrate this marvellous evening?
Stranger: sit in and do shit all lol
You: Sounds like a plan.
You: Girlfriend hooked?
Stranger: what?
You: I repeat.
You: Girlfriend hooked?
Stranger: waht do you mean
You: I do refer to your girlfriend. Is she hooked at the idea of spending a night at your place doing jack all?
Stranger: lol she aint here
You: Wtf man? Bitch ain't drilled yet? Runnin' 'round creating a mess downtown?
Stranger: im 14 you know
You: Fair enough. You're still a virgin as well then? Christian perhaps?
Stranger: no just dont fancy the idea of sex just yet
Stranger: i no it sounds stupid but id get cold feet at last minute probs
You: How's that?
You: Ye tossel's not big 'nuff?
Stranger: lol no i just dont wanna have sex
Stranger: im underage anyways
Stranger: and my gf aint like that
You: Oh yeah? So... what kind of girl is she
Stranger: the type who would rather wait till shes 16
You: You know, if you want yer lassie to tend for ya and to be stickin' 'round long 'nuff for you actually to appreciate her... you've gotta put out man...
You: That's the tip of the day says this observer.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah but if i do that ill probs scare her off
You: Nana, don't worry man. Lassie's only out there for one thing alone and that's your knob.
You: Ok, we clear on that?
Stranger: shes not like that
Stranger: im not sure im confotable talking to you anymore
You: Loon, listen up.
You: You're 14.
You: What do you know?
You: I'm just trying to help ya out here mate. One niggah to another, all good in the hood?
Stranger: yeah i know
You: So we're cool?
Stranger: i guess
You: Fair enough.
You: So, whereabouts mate?
Stranger: england
Stranger: you?
You: Sweden, currently. Hopefully I can crash at me mate's soon 'nuff.
Stranger: cool
You: Edinburgh, Manchester or Birmingham, its my pick of choice. But then again, leaving the guidwife behind wouldn't be to smart of me would it?
Stranger: i guess
You: So, 14 you say. You're perhaps a Londoner?
Stranger: nah peterborough
You: Some good ol' Jack the Ripper material?
Stranger: lol
You: Peterborough, oh fair enough.
Stranger: yeah peterboroughs land of teh chavs lol
You: Chavs indeed, so is London though.
Stranger: along with liverpool
You: Liverpool's filled with fishermen.
Stranger: lol
You: Bloody stinking people that is.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old are you?
You: What we even discussing?
Stranger: lol duno
You: Me? I'm 20 mate.
Stranger: cool
You: So, ye granddad served then?
Stranger: yeah he was a free mason
You: Witty old cheil was he?
Stranger: dunno, he died before i was born
You: Sad to hear that.
Stranger: it dont realy bother me tbh,i never new him so w/e life goes on
Stranger: no use living in the past when u can be living in the present
You: Good thinking, good thinking. Smart loon indeed.
Stranger: cheers
You: Me I'm stuck in the 30's
You: Studying history and all.
Stranger: kool
You: Ya, its worth paying a bit of attention.
You: Salary ain't gonna be to much of a joy though.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im more of a scientist myself
Stranger: i can tell you anything about space
You: Ah, some bampot you are!
Stranger: =/
You: Haha, don't worry mate, just pullin' yer leg.
Stranger: k
You: Peterborough you said?
Stranger: yep
You: How's the town this time of the year?
Stranger: same as always, chavs on every corner miserable weather and theres more pidgeons then you can fuckin count lol
You: So youre not a chav yourself then, are ya?
Stranger: no
You: How would describe yourself then?
Stranger: duno
Stranger: indie i guess
You: Ah, you're a paki?
Stranger: no i mean individual
You: Well, mind my language.
Stranger: im white
You: Okidoki.
You: And that suits you fine?
Stranger: i guess
You: Never wished you were born black?
Stranger: i just keep myself to myself
Stranger: lol actually sometimes i do
You: You know, a Giant Black Cock doesn't have to be refered to as a bad thing.
Stranger: lol
You: Just imagine them black cocks out at 'em farms.
Stranger: can we not talk about this please
You: Its your pick, what'ya wanna discuss?
Stranger: well not that
You: You're not much of a farmer are ya?
Stranger: no
Stranger: city kid
You: I figured.
You: Is there any way in particular that I might be able to scare you off?
You: Or you're just gonna sit there and take whatever's coming?
Stranger: if u dont want to talk to me then jsut disconnect simple as
You: Its not as much fun though.
Stranger: ok... i dont really see teh logic in that
You: You would, if you'd be standing next to me.
You: However, that prolly would have included some minor mishaps as well.
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: i g2g now anyway
Stranger: nice talking to ya
Stranger: bye
You: I'll be seeing you around matey.
Stranger: if u say so...
You: Cheers.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This place is death, reincarnated.
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För en gångs skull har jag varit med längre. HEHE. Tror du vi finner varandra?
För en gångs skull har jag varit med längre. HEHE. Tror du vi finner varandra?
Hamsterpaj - Levererar flippad info sedan 2003
This place is death, reincarnated.
Hamsterpaj - Levererar flippad info sedan 2003
hittade kingluii33, han visste inte om de, men han är på nu, trorja? ^^
http://fernies.blogg.se/ || Landskrona BoIS - GGMU ♥
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: Hey. You can ask me 3 questions. Then I will disconnect.
You: What color is a mirror?
You: What happens if pinochio says "My nose will grow"?
Stranger: i said u can ask them i didn't say i would answer them XD
You: Win! :D
Stranger: lol
You: Would god be able to microwave a burrito so hot, that he couldn't eat it himself?
You: That's three. I want atleast one decent answer
Stranger: your answer is = 42
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jag tror att han summerade ihop det ganska bra.
Stranger: Hey. You can ask me 3 questions. Then I will disconnect.
You: What color is a mirror?
You: What happens if pinochio says "My nose will grow"?
Stranger: i said u can ask them i didn't say i would answer them XD
You: Win! :D
Stranger: lol
You: Would god be able to microwave a burrito so hot, that he couldn't eat it himself?
You: That's three. I want atleast one decent answer
Stranger: your answer is = 42
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jag tror att han summerade ihop det ganska bra.
Det spelar ingen roll om din mustasch är fejk, det är mustaschen på insidan som räknas.
Inget napp men hade kul ändå
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: eye, right ye arrr
Stranger: so whats the crack leik?
You: sweet as sugar
Stranger: awk thats brilliant brov, im glad your life is significantly better than mine
You: my life is better than everyones lives
Stranger: i ran over a load of orphans, and had sex with my horse. then shot my wife right in the eye. bad times leiiiik O:
Stranger: so.. do you like canvas paintings? i bet you do.
You: i like everythng except nothing
Stranger: you seem like the canvas painting type. or maybe you prefer scultures?
Stranger: sculptures of naked men, yes?
Stranger: thats my favourite.
You: naked men of all kinds are cute
Stranger: no, not cute, but sexxxxayyyyyyyyy. like my friends mum.
You: cute and sexi
Stranger: what about horses? do you like them? i like horses. they are very sexy. ooooh horses. yummmm
You: oh i love horses, especially if they white and fluffy as buuuunies
Stranger: feckkk affff cup.
You: fuck you? ofc i want to!
Stranger: well no offence, but i prefer horses.
You: but i can look when you fuck horses 8D
Stranger: i like drugs. do you like drugs? mmmmm drugs.
You: drugs is what makes my life beautiful
Stranger: bye bye beautiful stranger(:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hamsterpaj+Omegle=lök!!1ett
Stranger: eye, right ye arrr
Stranger: so whats the crack leik?
You: sweet as sugar
Stranger: awk thats brilliant brov, im glad your life is significantly better than mine
You: my life is better than everyones lives
Stranger: i ran over a load of orphans, and had sex with my horse. then shot my wife right in the eye. bad times leiiiik O:
Stranger: so.. do you like canvas paintings? i bet you do.
You: i like everythng except nothing
Stranger: you seem like the canvas painting type. or maybe you prefer scultures?
Stranger: sculptures of naked men, yes?
Stranger: thats my favourite.
You: naked men of all kinds are cute
Stranger: no, not cute, but sexxxxayyyyyyyyy. like my friends mum.
You: cute and sexi
Stranger: what about horses? do you like them? i like horses. they are very sexy. ooooh horses. yummmm
You: oh i love horses, especially if they white and fluffy as buuuunies
Stranger: feckkk affff cup.
You: fuck you? ofc i want to!
Stranger: well no offence, but i prefer horses.
You: but i can look when you fuck horses 8D
Stranger: i like drugs. do you like drugs? mmmmm drugs.
You: drugs is what makes my life beautiful
Stranger: bye bye beautiful stranger(:
Rawr...
Nån som skulle kunna tänka sig att köra 01:30? ^^
Men ett medvetande står över alla, det är drömmarens; för det finns inga hemligheter, ingen konsekvens, inga skrupler, ingen lag
yay, öppna en gammal tråd!!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
You: lots of love
Stranger: No.
Stranger: That is not what it stands for.
You: why?
Stranger: It stands for laughing out loud.
You: no
You: lots
You: of
You: love
You: i love u
You: peace and love to the world
Stranger: I love you too Pocahontas.
You: haha
You: my name is nemi
Stranger: What.
Stranger: You have lied.
You: or nemo
You: can u find me
You: ?
Stranger: Noooo.
You: :(
Stranger: You are Pocahontas.
You: nope :D
You: you are a 12 year old boy :D
You: u ant to be my fuck buddy?
You: want*
You: where do u live?
Stranger: I am 17.
Stranger: I live in California.
You: im only 64 :D
You: now we can be fuck buddys?
You: i can drive to u <3
Stranger: I don't know.
You: yes i can
You: give me your adress
Stranger: I'll still feed you.
Stranger: And need you.
You: i can be there n an hour
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: i live in san francisco
Stranger: Where do you think I live?
You: california
You: :D
Stranger: I like fuck.
You: i like having sex with young boys
You: im big :D
You: u like big guys?
Stranger: I like fucking Jenny.
You: :O
You: u can call me whatever u like
Stranger: Noooo silly.
Stranger: Jenny is a cute girl.
You: ooh
Stranger: Who is the only person I like fuck.
You: i see
You: roleplaying
Stranger: No, not roleplaying
You: :(
You: soo, this jenny
You: she likes threesomes?
Stranger: No.
You: :(
You: then we have to go on alone without her
Stranger: No.
Stranger: We aren't fucking, mang.
You: why?
Stranger: I only like making fuck with Jenny.
You: ok
You: where does she live?
You: i can get rid of her
You: then we can be all alone
Stranger: No.
Stranger: This is not happening.
You: :(
You: u live a sad
You: life
You: only having sex with one person
You: and a girl?
Stranger: No, I like it that way.
You: ur wierd
Stranger: Her pussy is quite amazing.
Stranger: and she has really nice boobs.
You: my dick is quite amazing
Stranger: and the things that girl can do with her tongue.
You: hah
You: u want to feel my bags in your mouth?
You: balls*
Stranger: No, I like Jenny's boobies.
You: i got man boobies
You: they are big
You: and nice
You: and soft
You: i got soft skin and i can be very gentle
Stranger: Jenny's are nice teenager boobies.
You: shes underaged?
You: shame on you
Stranger: We're both seventeen.
You: i dont belive u
Stranger: she's actually older than me by a few months.
You: shes probaly 13 or 14
Stranger: I fucked her when she was fourteen.
You: ooh
Stranger: but I was fourteen too, so it was cool.
You: her parents know that u are fucking a younger girl
You: ?
Stranger: she's not younger, she's older.
You: does jenny know that u are fucking with amanda?
You: soo
Stranger: amanda?
You: shes a pedophile?
Stranger: Jenny?
Stranger: No, we're the same age.
You: amanda, your fuck buddy?
Stranger: Who's amanda?
You: and jenny is older than u, shes a pedophile
Stranger: I don't even know an amanda.
You: yes u do
You: i saw u with her
Stranger: You're an annoying shit, but it was funny playing along for awhile.
Stranger: now i'm tired and going to bed though.
Stranger: Night Night Pocahontas.
You: :(
You: its 10am
Stranger: 1 am here.
You: shut up
You: its 10am
Stranger: You're just a savage.
Stranger: SAVAGEs
Stranger: SAVAGES
Stranger: BARELY EVEN HUMAN
You: o.o
Stranger: SAVAGES
Stranger: SAVAGES
You: u like big massive superdildoes?
You: i like pineapples
You: lol
You: lots of love
Stranger: No.
Stranger: That is not what it stands for.
You: why?
Stranger: It stands for laughing out loud.
You: no
You: lots
You: of
You: love
You: i love u
You: peace and love to the world
Stranger: I love you too Pocahontas.
You: haha
You: my name is nemi
Stranger: What.
Stranger: You have lied.
You: or nemo
You: can u find me
You: ?
Stranger: Noooo.
You: :(
Stranger: You are Pocahontas.
You: nope :D
You: you are a 12 year old boy :D
You: u ant to be my fuck buddy?
You: want*
You: where do u live?
Stranger: I am 17.
Stranger: I live in California.
You: im only 64 :D
You: now we can be fuck buddys?
You: i can drive to u <3
Stranger: I don't know.
You: yes i can
You: give me your adress
Stranger: I'll still feed you.
Stranger: And need you.
You: i can be there n an hour
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: i live in san francisco
Stranger: Where do you think I live?
You: california
You: :D
Stranger: I like fuck.
You: i like having sex with young boys
You: im big :D
You: u like big guys?
Stranger: I like fucking Jenny.
You: :O
You: u can call me whatever u like
Stranger: Noooo silly.
Stranger: Jenny is a cute girl.
You: ooh
Stranger: Who is the only person I like fuck.
You: i see
You: roleplaying
Stranger: No, not roleplaying
You: :(
You: soo, this jenny
You: she likes threesomes?
Stranger: No.
You: :(
You: then we have to go on alone without her
Stranger: No.
Stranger: We aren't fucking, mang.
You: why?
Stranger: I only like making fuck with Jenny.
You: ok
You: where does she live?
You: i can get rid of her
You: then we can be all alone
Stranger: No.
Stranger: This is not happening.
You: :(
You: u live a sad
You: life
You: only having sex with one person
You: and a girl?
Stranger: No, I like it that way.
You: ur wierd
Stranger: Her pussy is quite amazing.
Stranger: and she has really nice boobs.
You: my dick is quite amazing
Stranger: and the things that girl can do with her tongue.
You: hah
You: u want to feel my bags in your mouth?
You: balls*
Stranger: No, I like Jenny's boobies.
You: i got man boobies
You: they are big
You: and nice
You: and soft
You: i got soft skin and i can be very gentle
Stranger: Jenny's are nice teenager boobies.
You: shes underaged?
You: shame on you
Stranger: We're both seventeen.
You: i dont belive u
Stranger: she's actually older than me by a few months.
You: shes probaly 13 or 14
Stranger: I fucked her when she was fourteen.
You: ooh
Stranger: but I was fourteen too, so it was cool.
You: her parents know that u are fucking a younger girl
You: ?
Stranger: she's not younger, she's older.
You: does jenny know that u are fucking with amanda?
You: soo
Stranger: amanda?
You: shes a pedophile?
Stranger: Jenny?
Stranger: No, we're the same age.
You: amanda, your fuck buddy?
Stranger: Who's amanda?
You: and jenny is older than u, shes a pedophile
Stranger: I don't even know an amanda.
You: yes u do
You: i saw u with her
Stranger: You're an annoying shit, but it was funny playing along for awhile.
Stranger: now i'm tired and going to bed though.
Stranger: Night Night Pocahontas.
You: :(
You: its 10am
Stranger: 1 am here.
You: shut up
You: its 10am
Stranger: You're just a savage.
Stranger: SAVAGEs
Stranger: SAVAGES
Stranger: BARELY EVEN HUMAN
You: o.o
Stranger: SAVAGES
Stranger: SAVAGES
You: u like big massive superdildoes?
You: i like pineapples
Mat
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