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You: Hej jag kommer från schwedenHej jag kommer från schwedenHej jag kommer från schwedenHej jag kommer från schwedenHej jag kommer från schwedenHej jag kommer från schwedenHej jag kommer från schwedenHej jag kommer från schwedenHej jag kommer från schwedenHej jag kommer från schweden
Stranger: :| what?
You: I love Bob
Stranger: oh okay.
You: But he's not into girls like m
You: me*
Stranger: sorry.
You: do you have any advics?
Stranger: why doesn't he like you?
You: Because I is black
You: He's Racist :(
Stranger: that's a dumb reason not to like someone.
You: I know
You: What should I do?
Stranger: maybe you should find someone more accepting.
Stranger: someone that'll love you for who you are.
You: Thanks, thats a good advice stranger, where are you from?
Stranger: and not hate you for something you can't change
Stranger: louisiana.
You: Nive
You: NIc
You: Nice
You: I am from schweden
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: oh.
You: Tell me what you think about sweden
You: Do you know anything about sweden?
Stranger: i think it's beautiful. i have friends that live there.
You: Nice
You: In stockholm?
You: Have you been here?
Stranger: no just around really, and no not yet.
You: okej :P
You: I have been to Usa :D
Stranger: did you like it?
You: Cause loisiana is located in UK, isnt it?
Stranger: louisiana is in the united states
Stranger: not united kingdom
You: I meant US
You: :(
You: 2 many fatasses in USA
You: Very scary
Stranger: its okay. :] don't be sad.
Stranger: i agree.
You: r u fat?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i take care of myself.
You: Nic
You: Nice*
You: do you have a big Thing?
Stranger: lol i'm a girl.
You: Nice
Stranger: haha
You: Do you have big boobs?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: i guess so
You: nice
You: do you like big things?
Stranger: nope, i'm a lesbian.
You: Okey
You: I was talking about big towers and such, hope you didnt missunderstand me ?
You: :P
Stranger: ahahahaha you got me there.
Stranger: my bad.
You: :P
Stranger: how was your day?
You: Uhm..
You: not that good
Stranger: i'm sorry.
You: Bob dumped me :(
You: My keyboard is kinda "broken", very irritating
You: Gimmi your telephonenumber so I can call you
You: we can talk for a while, I dont have better things to do :(
You: HallO!?
Stranger: nah its okay
Stranger: lets just talk on here.
You: But I have a card that lets me call free to USA and CANADA
You: Please let me call you?
Stranger: i have no phone.
You: ofc you have
Stranger: just a computer.
You: I'll be nice
Stranger: you're right, i'm sorry i lied.
Stranger: i just dont feel comfortable giving out my phone number.
You: dont you trust me?
Stranger: i dont hand out trust.
You: okay
You: Can I crash on your sofa when Im visiting Us this summer?
Stranger: i'm leaving for france in a few days.
You: I have no where to stay whn im crossing Louisiana
Stranger: i wont be here.
You: for how long ar you gone?
Stranger: a few months
You: okay, thats aight
You: leave your keys somewhere and tell me, I'll take care of your home myself ;)
You: I'll also invite some swedish friends over
Stranger: lol no that's cool.
You: we'll water your flowers every da
You: day*, i promise
Stranger: lol i have no flowers.
You: okay
You: but ill pay you!
You: pleas
Stranger: i don't need money.
Stranger: sorry.
You: Hotels are so expensive nowadayys
Stranger: have a wonderful day tomorrow.
You: what?
You: DONT LEAVE, MY DEAR
Stranger: don't worry about bob. you're beautiful in everyway.
Stranger: i have to go.
You: NO
You: please dont leave, I have noone to talk to
You: :('
Stranger: ...okay
Stranger: i'll stay for a few more minutes.
You: thanks honey
You: do you want my phonenumber?
You: we could talk sometime
Stranger: no, you shouldnt hand that out to strangers. there are bad people in the world.
You: But your kinf :)
You: I like you
You: even more than bob now
Stranger: well. that's good i guess.
You: nice
You: 0735612803
You: my mobilenumber
You: call me anytime :)
Stranger: you shouldn't do that!
Stranger: my laws, there are horrible people in the world. you need to be careful.
You: but your kind, arent you?
You: I want to talk to you sometime when im alone
Stranger: i don't know if i am kind.
You: Thats okay
You: Lets find out
You: Call me tomorrow, 8 o'clock american time
Stranger: i can't.
You: Remember: 0735612803! :D
You: PLEASE?
You: I like you very much,,
Stranger: i can not call you.
You: Why?
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: because i just can't.
You: tell me why, my friend
Stranger: i have too much to think about and i'm trying to get my life in order.
You: Okay
You: but just for a few seconds :(
You: ?
You: Just to here your sweet voice
Stranger: it's not worth your time.
You: YES it is
You: DO YOU PROMISE TO CALL ME?
Stranger: no.
You: Otherwise ill be kind of sad
You: You know, maybe i kill myself? :(
Stranger: i don't want you to be sad, but i simply can not.
You: Can you live with that?
Stranger: http://www.givesmehope.com/page/150
Stranger: go there.
You: why?
Stranger: because, it always gives me hope.
Stranger: and no i couldn't. but my hatred for myself wont let me.
You: Okay
You: You'll see, Ill definetely kill myself
You: Read the swedish news tomorrow, ASSHOLE
You: I'lll go now, to not take to much of your valuable time
Stranger: i hope you have the most amazing day tomorrow :
You: Ill die tonigt
You: I promise you, read the news tomorrow,
Stranger: i will pray for you tonight comrad.
You: I gotta leave, bitch, and your the last person I talked to
You: I'll fucking killl mYSELF
Stranger: i hope you don't.
You: Bye, my beautiful hater
You: se you in hell
Stranger: i hope you dont
Stranger: because you have more to live for than a stranger
You: Actually, no
Stranger: a stranger that hates herself more than anything you could imagine.
You: your my everything know
Stranger: why
Stranger: i'm a disease, don't you understand?
You: I have no family, and all my "friends" think im wierd
You: Please be mine
You: And if not, youll read something awful in the papers tomorrow
Stranger: i already belong to another. and i'm sorry your life is so hard.
Stranger: you see? my heart is broken. i belong to another.
You: im in love with you, dont you get it?
Stranger: you don't even know me.
You: I do, deep inside my heart
Stranger: i hope you don't die, because you give meaning to this world.
Stranger: more than i do.
You: YEAH!! I just stole 30 minutes of your time!!! PWNAGE!!! DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME?! HAHAHAHA; LOL, you spent 30 minutes of you life on a spammer, I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!
Stranger is typing...
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