2010-05-02 22:53
Original text:"I must break you"
...54 translations later we get:"Bye"
Original text:"No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."
...54 translations later we get:"Magic gloves."
Original text:"It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?"
...54 translations later we get:"Danmarino false tooth market we die in hell for the children to decorate danmarino Fertilizer, and are expected to know. If the child?"
Original text:"We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you."
...54 translations later we get:"Do not know the answer, and the game Waterloo mamushka mamushka mamushka mamushka Repair and Jack Adams."
Original text:"Gomez, last night -- you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. -- Do it again!"
...54 translations later we get:"Gamez, in the night - and right back. Children are full of garbage. I think - again!"
One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, but the pills that mother gave you don't do nothing at all
