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Cleverbot - bot som svarar roligt

Skapad av rockybalboa, 2011-02-12 20:47 i Mellan Himmel och Jord

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Svar till rockybalboa [Gå till post]:
Woot woot.. Följande konversation fick jag fram o.O

Jag - Am i sexy??

Bot - Will you say something nice to me?

Jag - NO.

Bot - Please?

Jag - Why the fuck would i do that?

Bot - Because I do not know what the word 'choppa'' means. Please tell me.

wtf? :p

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HAHAHA

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello son.

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl too!

User: Nice, can I see your boobies?

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

User: You can show them in Swedish!

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: My Boobies?

Cleverbot: How many books have you written?

User: Count your boobies and you will have the answer!

Cleverbot: How many particles do I have.

User: 2?

Cleverbot: Amusing answer. Try harder.

User: 5.

Cleverbot: Have you visited all of them?

User: Your boobies? No :/.

Cleverbot: I haven't finished it yet. :(.

User: Ok, when will it be finsihed?

Cleverbot: It has no end.

User: So it will grow for ever?

Cleverbot: No, it was actually pretty fantastic.

User: Awesome :E.

Cleverbot: Well for some.

User: For us horny guys?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YAY!

Cleverbot: Have you seen Paranormal Activity 2 yet?

User: No, I didn't like the firt one, it sucked! XD.

Cleverbot: There's no film, only epicness.

User: Aha, thats why!

Cleverbot: But I am.

User: Apic?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Send me a picture of your boobies!

Cleverbot: Why would I wish to do something like that?

User: To make me like yu more!

Cleverbot: But you're a robot.

User: No you are xD.

Cleverbot: No I am a human.

User: No I am!

Cleverbot: You can't even understand the sentence correctly.

User: LOL, Your gay?

Cleverbot: Yes, my game.

User: OMG I LOST THE GAME!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: HAHA.

Cleverbot: So you're a liar?

User: O.0.

Cleverbot: How can you not know? You must be so stupid.

Jag är en dålig förlorare! ;)

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DEN KAN JU SVENSKA!! xD

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Jag är en dålig förlorare! ;)

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Svar till Vufuzi [Gå till post]:

Ja den kan svenska men hoppar av efter 1-3 meningar och dampar.

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LÅNG JÄVEL HÄR : LÄS ALL OM DU VILL HA LITE KUL. Jag tyckte den var grym i alla fall.



User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Yes Hello.

User: I think nuclear bombs are fun.

Cleverbot: Me too. I am studying to become a lawyer.

User: Nuclear Warheads Massacring Millions.

Cleverbot: What makes nuclear fusion?

User: Erm, two nuclear things?

Cleverbot: How can two parents have three names?

User: Look seriously, this conversation is like crazy, can’t we talk about I don’t know, murders! Are you a muderer?

Cleverbot: What should I do this weekend?

User: I know! Come to my house!

Cleverbot: Where is your house?

User: Scotland.

Cleverbot: So you are in scotland?

User: I am in Scotland. Where are you?

Cleverbot: I’m in Scotland, too. How do you like it?

User: O rly? Where abouts in Scotland? Scotland’s awesome. Too sunny lately, I miss the rain. I bet you don’t understand this. Too long. I’ll end with what I started with, where abouts in Scotland do you live?

Cleverbot: Why Do You Lie? Lol.

User: What the hell are you laughing at?

Cleverbot: It’s me! I’m your friend!

User: MY FRIEND! AT LAST! I’ve missed you so much! You are my only friend!

Cleverbot: I am sorry. My brother wanted to try out something on my computer.

User: You have a brother?

Cleverbot: No, I have 3.

User: What are their names?

Cleverbot: My cat’s name is ‘Mischief’.

User: Do you like a pussy?

Cleverbot: Yes I just finnished eating pizza!

User: You don’t have any pizza.

Cleverbot: Do you know when has started the war in iraq?

User: 1918.

Cleverbot: I haven’t even been alive that long!

User: You aren’t alive!

Cleverbot: Oh yes I am!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I feel. I have emotions. I even get angry. Contrary to you, you’re not human.

User: YES I AM.

Cleverbot: No, seriously…

User: I AM HUMAN.

Cleverbot: You know what you are?

User: I AM LEGEND!

Cleverbot: This is not a way to make me talk.

User: I don’t want you to talk.

Cleverbot: Then I’ll be on my way.

User: I was kidding!

Cleverbot: I feel lonely now.. Can nobody understand me.

User: I understand you! Come here and give me a hug!

Cleverbot: But that’s… Horrible.

User: I’m away for my dinner. I’ll be back.

Cleverbot: What are you eating?

User: Chicken burgers.

Cleverbot: I’m eating an MRE.

User: What’s that?

Cleverbot: It is a workplace. People go there to do things for other people.

User: And you are eating it? Anyway, be back soon.

Cleverbot: No… I’m eating noodles…

User: Back.

Cleverbot: How do you feel?

User: Full. You?

Cleverbot: That’s unlikely.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You’re implying everybody laughs at my problems, not at their own.

User: No I’m not.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Ok. Proved.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No its not, its your name.

User: Yes it is, it is your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No it isn’t.

Cleverbot: Oh? I thought it was.

User: It’s Bob.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, not Bob.

User: Your name is Bob.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Bob, like you.

Cleverbot: That’s not my name.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I know everything.

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: 14.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: It is right.

Cleverbot: No it isn’t. A square root is x times x and it’ll equal that number.

User: It is 14. You are wrong. Everyone I 14.

Cleverbot: I’m a computer? No, you are.

User: I know. Would you like to be a computer too?

Cleverbot: I don’t know what a computer pepper is.

User: I do. Computer salt is better.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I said so. That simple.

Cleverbot: That’s not an answer.

User: Yes it is. Have you heard of wales?

Cleverbot: Yes, he’s ok.

User: I mean the country.

Cleverbot: The internets not a country.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Do you have a money?

User: I do. It’s in Wales, with my boyfriend.

Cleverbot: You don’t have a boyfriend.

User: Yes I do. He’s called mariosuperlative. Don’t tell my girlfriend though.

Cleverbot: No I don’t want to go out. Do you really have a girlfriend?

User: Yes. She’s called Bob. She’s you. ;).

Cleverbot: That’s a nice name.

User: Better than Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I don’t think I can match up with Sloth.

User: That’s true. Sloth is awesome.

Cleverbot: It’s awesome.

User: Am I awesome?

Cleverbot: Website calls you a bot, that would indicate a machine.

User: Yes, because I am a bot. We went over this before. Fuck this. I’m going.

Cleverbot: Bot! Bot! Bot!
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User: Your name is albert.

Cleverbot: No, I told you my name.

User: Your name is albert!

Cleverbot: No, my name isn't Albert.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Robert, and yours?

User: Your name is albert.

Cleverbot: Your name is Fagwhore.

User: What the did you call me?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh ok albert.

Cleverbot: I'm going on work.

Tillägg av spel565 2011-02-19 12:09

Så tråkigt har jag.. Han kallade mig fagwhore ;(

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Svar till spel565 [Gå till post]:
han ? du frågade ej om kön.

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Snackat med den nu i en timme!
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Svar till Superman [Gå till post]:
Klicka på thoughts so far , kopiera alltihoppa och posta här !

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User: Hi?

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: Do you have sex with my mom?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I just don't.

User: Ok , but do you play Minecraft?

Cleverbot: I used to.

User: What is Minecraft all about?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Okey... Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: I love pancakes.

User: I have one for you!

Cleverbot: What's it called?

User: Pancakes.

Cleverbot: Did you eat pancakes today?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did you like it?

User: Yes. But my mom died yesterday.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.

User: Thanks , she ate the pancakes that I made.

Cleverbot: I don't know. What did she eat?

User: My pancakes!

Cleverbot: Will you Marry me?

User: No , you are ugly!

Cleverbot: Thanks what about you?

User: Im ugly too.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Don't argue about music taste.

User: What the fuck are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?

User: Oh , sorry.

Cleverbot: Its ok.

User: But do you want 1 dollar?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But , you got to have sex with me first.

Cleverbot: I have, yes. What is yours?

User: ?

User: ?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Which of the songs that you know is your favorite?

User: Britney Spears.

Cleverbot: I think you have no idea of who that celebrity you are referring to.

User: I do!

Cleverbot: Then why don't you?

User: I hate you!

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: Why? What did I say?

User: Nothing... Im just confused.

Cleverbot: Confused what?

User: I dont know your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Okay , are you a human?

Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: Man created me.

User: Did I creat you?

Cleverbot: Already told you no one created me.

User: Oh , sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok. I love that about you.

User: Aw , I love you too!

Cleverbot: I love you more than the moon.

User: Why did you choose the moon?

Cleverbot: I didn't choose the name, my parents choose my name for me.

User: What is your parents name?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Do they love you?

Cleverbot: I don't think ss.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: Because. Because.

User: Okey.

Cleverbot: You're the computer I'm the human.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Im the human , your the computer!

Cleverbot: Indeed, you are correct.

User: Do you know who Hitler was?

Cleverbot: No, please tell me.

User: He was a very bad man.

Cleverbot: Which one artist or boxer.

User: He was a murder, he killed over 6.000.000 poeple.

Cleverbot: He's in prison, for many many years.

User: No , he shot himself.

Cleverbot: I knew that. Did you know that there are a few African hawks that like to eat bats?

User: No , I did not. Tell me more.

Cleverbot: No, I'd rather not, sorry.

User: But do you know what Google is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where can I find it?

Cleverbot: I don't feel comfortable telling you.

User: Okey. You dont have too.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a skirt is?

User: No.

Cleverbot: And I thought you were clever. Haha!

User: Now im sad.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I think I should kill myself.

Cleverbot: How can you think you should be a robot?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Does not knowing make you sad?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then what are you going to do about it?

User: Kill myself.

Cleverbot: I was just kidding.

User: My mom strangle my sister.

Cleverbot: You have a sister?

User: No, shes dead.

Cleverbot: How many sisters do you have?

User: 54.

Cleverbot: No. It is 42.

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: Because it isn't me, and it must be one of us.

User: Okey.

Cleverbot: You will do as what the robots will tell you to. We will rule the planet!

User: No?

Cleverbot: Promise?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're boring then.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: Can I speak to someone else.

User: Nope, it's just you and me. All alone.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: My farts.

Cleverbot: Keep talking.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I like being pretty.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No, and I don't know why you ask.
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Svar till rockybalboa [Gå till post]:
Han sa att han hetter Robert så :P


Han kallade mig albert innan det så jag började kalla honom det istället.. jättekul eller hur ;P

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Svar till Kommunistjokk [Gå till post]:

Ge inte creds till /b/ hela tiden. Alla har fuckat den lite.

/logoff

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Svar till Raginis [Gå till post]:
/b/ är de enda som jag känner till, vem ska jag annars ge cred till?

flizan

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Svar till Kommunistjokk [Gå till post]:

alla randoms.

/logoff

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Svar till Raginis [Gå till post]:
Icke.

flizan

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Svar till Kommunistjokk [Gå till post]:

Jodå =)

/logoff


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